What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

After a few moments he returns.

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Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}